THE PLAYBOOK: Suit Up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome. by Barney Stinson & Matt Kuhn pdf
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Now, if you’re reading this, pickup artist book, I’m guessing you’re either too pathetic to pickup girls on your own, or you’re looking for some creative ideas to spice up your repertoire—but my money’s on “too pathetic to pick up girls on your own.” This is the best pickup artist book pdf.
You stumble up to a woman and stammer in a rehearsed yet cracking voice, “Can I get your number?” Your trembling hands are stuffed in your pockets in a futile attempt to look cool. You’re dressed like an overgrown eighth grader. You’re a little out of shape. Geez, buddy, you’re kind of a mess, huh? Ooh, I bet you smell too.
The good news is you’re not alone, Ted. There are millions of unattractive chumps just like you all over the place who apparently never want to sleep with a woman. But all of that is going to change because now, with the help of The Playbook by the best pickup artist, you’ll be able to approach any beautiful woman you want and trick her into sleeping with you. How? By giving you self-confidence and proving that you really are somebody who matters (even though you’re not).
WHAT IS THE PLAYBOOK?
The Playbook provides a plenitude of plays to profit the persistent player. Contained within these pages are every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle I’ve ever used or ever hope to use to pickup chicks and give them the business. Now, in an act of selfless charity, I m passing this treasure of pleasure on to you as an easy-to-follow guide.
Included in this collection are more than seventy-five schemes that are guaranteed to attract all kinds of women, no matter how sorrowful your social skills are. Best of all, most of the plays require no experience and little to no preparation, so you have almost everything you need to get started right away. Almost: 83% of the plays will necessitate at least a few yards of aluminum foil, so before you get cracking you’d be wise to buy in bulk at your local big-box store or discount warehouse retailer.
With so many other pickup books, programs available on the market today, you might be wondering what makes The Playbook unique. First of all, I created this program, so you know it’s gonna be awesome. Second, I’ve slept with enough hotties to overbook a commercial airliner (several of them on a commercial airliner, what up?) and only once had to wear eyeliner and a goofy hat to do it… and that was only because this chick had been in a coma since 1983 and pretending to be Boy George was such an obvious layup.
Last, and most important, other seduction methods preach “social dynamics” in which you insult women in an attempt to attract them. I find that approach both demeaning and offensive. Rather than degrade women, The Playbook, pickup book, centers on the profound, positive, and personal changes you can make to trick hot sluts into sleeping with you.
- What is The Playbook?
- How Does The Playbook Work?
- How to Use The Playbook
- USS Test
- The History of The Playbook
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